Bats In My Belfry (batsinmybelfry) wrote in bad_lj_poetry,
Bats In My Belfry
batsinmybelfry
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The ramblings of a cybernetic dolphin who harbors the soul of Bethoven.

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Poetic gheyness.


There once was a Goose
In a lake by a hill
Overlooking the home
Of a farmer named Bill

And on this farm lived
A prideful old Boar
Who ate of the truffles
That grew by the lake's shore

He ate of his fill
'Til he was quite full and round
Then he slept the next day
On the soft mossy ground

The Goose woke the Swine
And to the Pig said
'I've seen those before you
And they are all dead!'

The proud Pig ignored him
And went on his way.
And the Gander returned
The very next day.

The Goose said to him
'Have you seen the old man?
I have heard his wife talking
I think she wants ham!'

The Boar huffed indignant
But did not respond
Instead went about
Humming a song

The Goose was upset
That the Pig was so proud
But he bid him farewell
And took off to the clouds

The next day the Pig
Found the stories were true
He went to the lake
To ask the Goose what to do

The Goose answered back
'I'm glad you asked me
You see, I've been in the house
And I have the gate key.'

The Swine grabbed for the key
But the Goose had a request
He said 'Bring me some grain
So that I might ingest.'

So the Boar went inside
The kitchen that night
To open the cupboards
And steal some wild rice

While inside the kitchen
The Pig woke up a child
So he fled with the rice
Back into the wild

On the way to the Goose
The sack got a wide tear
And although he lost all the rice
He wasn't aware

He said to the Gander
'I'm sorry, my friend
I have lost all your grain
And I am facing my end.'

'If you've come for forgiveness
You're damned short on time.
The ending draws near!'
Said the Goose to the Swine

'My heart is not aching
For you or your kin,
For soon I'll be bacon.'
The Pig said with a grin.

The Goose pondered hard
But soon had to ask
'Why are you smiling?'
To the Piggy at last.

'I go with the knowledge,
That my death will bring good,
To the table of others,
As another one's food.'
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